An Ode In Celebration Of The Glorious Mega Bridge!
A Poem To Honour The Occasion Of The Victorious Opening Of The Mega Hong Kong Zhuhai Macao Mega Bridge By Our Leader Xi Jinping! Oh glorious bridge on the silvery bay 120 years we’ll mark this dayFor that’s how long our bridge will lastUnlike those bridges in the past. Oh mystical bridge, its length so […]
Strongly condemn those who seek to undermine the Christmas Party!
I’ve just come down from the Liaison Office Christmas party and I can tell you comrades, it has been a banging night up there. Banging with a revolutionary fervour as we bid farewell to the great anniversary year of 2017 and celebrate the great victories of Chinese Socialist Thought. But dark rumours disturb me, Comrades. […]
Political trials create political prisoners
Hong Kong has political prisoners, and it’s time we all admitted it. Three years after the start of the ‘Illegal Occupy Movement’, the Hong Kong courts are finally dishing out some serious jail time. This week could see the founding fathers of the Illegal Occupy Central movement jailed for several years each for their part […]
The Basic Law means whatever we tell you it means
What a fine week it’s been. With the election out of the way and the boss up in Beijing, life in the Liaison office has been pretty much laid back. We’re enjoying the peace while we can. The boss was at a Party party in the Great Hall of the People, to celebrate the 20th […]
Patriots demand one country, one system
Much fuss at the weekend, when my esteemed colleague Wang Zhenmin accompanied Comrade Wolf to a birthday party for the Basic Law. Under normal circumstances, this shouldn’t have been a controversial event. We’d invite a few loyal friends, have a nice dinner and a patriotic singalong and share ideas on annoying the democrats. But with […]
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